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Thursday, February 18, 2010

What women want from men... Or what i want from men.

I found this article while browsing the top 20 worst drinks in america. I always interested to know what men's magazine's say that women want, cause i think 99% of it is BS. This is the 50 things women want men to do, but they don't. The full list can be found here: http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/what_women_want_from_men/

I picked out the things in the list that apply to me. Please realize that these were written by (maybe, probably mostly) vanilla women. My comments are *in stars*

What She Wishes You Knew #1

Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. *Nor does it solve all relationship problems.*

What She Wishes You Knew #3

I will leave if you lie

What She Wishes You Knew #5

I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. *not every time....*

What She Wishes You Knew #6

I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. *especially dirty things in public*

What She Wishes You Knew #7

"Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

What She Wishes You Knew #8

Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. *most times. Occasionally, its Johnny Depp*

What She Wishes You Knew #9

I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

What She Wishes You Knew #10

I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. *or a text message. Or a phone call. Even at 2am when i'm slightly pissed at you*

What She Wishes You Knew #11

I expect you to call me. *and am disappointed when you don't*

What She Wishes You Knew #13

I'm scared of losing my independence. *Even though i crave to submit to you totally, most of the time*

What She Wishes You Knew #14

I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.

What She Wishes You Knew #16

You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)

What She Wishes You Knew #17

If I'm not having sex with you, I'm . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling "connected" to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.

What She Wishes You Knew #20

When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

What She Wishes You Knew #21

A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies. *this doesn't change simply because i'm submissive.*

What She Wishes You Knew #22

You look hot in hooded clothing items. *its true*

What She Wishes You Knew #25

My breasts love much licking and sucking. *99% of the time. While they enjoy pinching and twisting about 75% of the time*

What She Wishes You Knew #26

If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

What She Wishes You Knew #27

I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.

What She Wishes You Knew #28

I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

What She Wishes You Knew #31

Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.

What She Wishes You Knew #32

I'm in heaven when you hold my hand. *especially when i sit next to you in the car*

What She Wishes You Knew #33

You're sexy when you're: shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. *Master doesn't wear jeans, but its true*

What She Wishes You Knew #34

I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. *remember that i expect you to call me?*

What She Wishes You Knew #35

Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. *i love surprises*

What She Wishes You Knew #36

I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you—and for you to recognize this.

What She Wishes You Knew #37

If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking . . .

What She Wishes You Knew #39

I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.

What She Wishes You Knew #40

Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

What She Wishes You Knew #41

I love it when you're sweaty.

What She Wishes You Knew #42

It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. *though if you truly thought i will like something, i'm impressed even if the idea fails.*

What She Wishes You Knew #43

A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

What She Wishes You Knew #44

I like porn. *nods lots*

What She Wishes You Knew #45

I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. *mostly when we are having sex*

What She Wishes You Knew #46

Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. *and i'm a naughty girl, so what does that tell you?*

What She Wishes You Knew #47

It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read . . .

What She Wishes You Knew #48

For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

What She Wishes You Knew #49

I remember everything about our relationship.

What She Wishes You Knew #50

You should know all this and more without my telling you.


One or two of my own

I love to lay next you you and squirm while your hand works between my legs. It makes me feel more submissive knowing that you control the pleasure, that you can make me squirm, and more connected, feeling your body pressed against mine chest to hip. Its also sexy to me for you to do it rather than just commanding me to do it. Not that i don't love to masturbate for you too.

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